i saw an ad for a cheap home sound system with the volume stucked on high

I couldn’t turn it down

I saw an ad on Craigslist "Radio, $1, volume stuck on high."

I thought, "I can't turn that down...”

Bernie is walking down the street and runs into Sheldon, an old acquaintance

Bernie says, "Sheldon, I am so glad I ran into you. I know some circus people and I can get you an elephant for $100."

Sheldon: What am I going to do with an elephant?

Bernie: He can put thing up on high shelves, He can spray you with water, You know, elephant things.

Sheldon: ...

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