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I had to sit through a 3-hour lecture about drills.

It's just boring.

Which ballet is the most uncomfortable for guys to have to sit through?

The Nutcracker.

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I have a ā€œHonk if you think Iā€™m sexy bumper stickerā€ on the back of my truck...

I have to sit through red to green light changes to try and make myself feel better

Karl Marx as a student

In University, Karl Marx's Political Economics professor noted that every day, the young man would get up halfway through class and walk out, which caused a good deal of disruption. The professor quickly grew tired of the daily distraction, and so one day, as Marx stood up and prepared to leave, the...

You tube

Police say their investigation into the shooting at the YouTube headquarters has been hampered by having to sit through a 5 second advert before interviewing each witness

Why do shovels hate digging up metal?

Because of the irony

Sorry I guess you couldnā€™t handle the joke

Iā€™m gonna dig up some more

Iā€™ll spade you of any more puns

If you couldnā€™t sit through that youā€™re a tool

(Please donā€™t steel this joke it took me a long time to come up with it (credit to u/ImToastedB...

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