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Siesta Jokes

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Too big for Pedro

Pedro and Juanita are running a cantina in Mexico. One day Pedro having a siesta and Juanita is looking after the bar.

One of the patrons is getting very drunk on tequila and he says "Hey Juanita, I want to kiss you all over your body."

Juanita says "Pees off you peeg."

So he ca...

What do you call a Ford Fiesta out of gas?

A Ford Siesta!

Ford have announced their new car.

But the Ford Siesta has caused some safety concerns.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta

Many thanks to /u/ekhappychap for that one.

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Practice!!!

A farmer sees an advertisement for a virile rooster and immediately buys it. Upon returning home it puts him into the hen pen and goes for his noon siesta.
Upon returning he finds that the roster has fucked every single one of the 50 hens. The farmer is shocked but satisfied that he'll have a ric...

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Donkey balls clock

So an American man is wondering around Mexico and begins to wonder what time it is. The American spots a Mexican man having a siesta and decides to wake the Mexican. The American man asks, "Senor, do you know what time it is?" The Mexican man looks to a donkey beside him, places his hand on the donk...

A guy is walking through Mexico...

When he comes up on a Mexican man taking a siesta with his Donkey tied next to him.
"Excuse me," the man says " Do you know the time?"
The Mexican man looks up sleepily, grabs his Donkey by the balls, and slowly raises them up as if weighing them.
" It's about one thurty. "
Confused bu...

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