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Shoe Lace Jokes

Men are like shoe laces

They go through many holes before they tie the knot

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I can eat an untied shoe lace and poop it out tied

I shit you knot!

Did anybody hear the one about the lad who tied his shoe laces using just the power of his mind?

Thought knot.

So this drug dealer sold me some shoe laces

I dunno what he put in them, but I've been tripping all day!

Don't blindfold an Asian with a shoe lace.

That's lacist.

Why do the Mexican homies on the States always have one shoe lace untied?

Because in the sole of their shoes it says Taiwan

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I would love to sit on the toilet whilst you tie my shoe laces...

I shit you knot!

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NSFW John had married Eileen, as she was a rules girl, she'd kept herself pure until her wedding night.

As Eileen took off her wedding dress, John undid his shoe laces. Eileen noticed for the first time John's size 10 shoes were padded with foam he pulled his feet out of the shoes and they looked like baby feet. She said "My, haven't you got tiny feet?" John looked embarrassed, he said "I had toe-sill...

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

Lost in africa

Two friends became lost during a safari in Africa. Whilst discussing how to find their way out, they heard a viscous snarl to their left. Upon looking they saw what appeared to be a very hungry leopard. At that sight, one of them bent down and started tightening his shoe laces.

His friend sai...

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