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Shoe Laces Jokes

Men are like shoe laces

They go through many holes before they tie the knot

Did anybody hear the one about the lad who tied his shoe laces using just the power of his mind?

Thought knot.

So this drug dealer sold me some shoe laces

I dunno what he put in them, but I've been tripping all day!

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I would love to sit on the toilet whilst you tie my shoe laces...

I shit you knot!

2 men are walking in the woods when..

Two men are walking in the woods all of a sudden they come across a big bear, the first man gets on his knees and prays to God, the second man however starts tieing his shoe laces.
The first man turns and asks “what on Earth are you doing? You can’t out run a bear!” The second replies “I don’t ha...

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

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NSFW John had married Eileen, as she was a rules girl, she'd kept herself pure until her wedding night.

As Eileen took off her wedding dress, John undid his shoe laces. Eileen noticed for the first time John's size 10 shoes were padded with foam he pulled his feet out of the shoes and they looked like baby feet. She said "My, haven't you got tiny feet?" John looked embarrassed, he said "I had toe-sill...

Lost in africa

Two friends became lost during a safari in Africa. Whilst discussing how to find their way out, they heard a viscous snarl to their left. Upon looking they saw what appeared to be a very hungry leopard. At that sight, one of them bent down and started tightening his shoe laces.

His friend sai...

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