A seamen, an airmen, and a green beret, are stranded on an island...
and captured by a tribe of cannibals. The tribe ties them up and brings them in front of the chief. The chief explains to them, “We are going to eat you and skin you and use you to make our new canoes. We thank you for this gift and as a thank you we will allow you to choose the way you die.” ...
A farmer was in court being questioned by a lawyer.
The lawyer asks the farmer ‘did you tell the officer you were fine?’
The farmer replies ‘well I was crossing the road when the semi...’
The lawyer cuts him off and says ‘it’s a yes or no question. Did you tell the officer you were fine?’
The farmer again starts to say ‘well I wa...
Texas Sheriff's Exam
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.
He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Depart...
An elderly woman's husband dies
and she is so shackled with grief she wants to kill herself. She decides to use his old service pistol to shoot herself in the heart. She asks her doctor where her heart is to which he responds "right below your left breast". The next day she was admitted to the hospital with a gun shot wound to her...
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