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Seafood Diet Jokes

I am on a seafood diet…

But I am blind so I am starving as a consequence of this.

I'm on seafood diet

I see food and eat it

I'm on a no seafood diet to lose weight

It's low crab.

I'm on a seafood diet

If I see food and it's a fish I eat it

One time I told my blind Nana to go on a seafood diet...

She died a week later.

The most hilarious Yo Mama Jokes, Let's do it guys!

Three from my side:

Your Mama So Fat,

when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

folk exercise by jogging around her!

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