Carbon Footprint Jokes - 15 Hilarious Carbon Footprint Jokes

These climate change activists need to relax, i don’t have a carbon footprint

I Just drive everywhere instead

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An old jewish Gentleman, Izac, lies in his bed dying. He call to his wife "Rachel, Rachel, are you here?"

"Yes, my love I am here as are all your children & grandchildren." Said Rachel with the family gathered around the elder's bed.

"All of you" He queried, trying to see through c...

This sub really likes to watch its carbon footprint

I know because it keeps on recycling the same jokes

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I don't have a carbon footprint.

I always drive everywhere.

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Class Discussion: Carbon Footprints and its Anatomical Impact.

Student 1: "I live next to a truck warehouse. There's always a lot of smoke."

Student 2: "I'm so sorry to hear that. You must be exhausted."

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Yo mama so fat...

her carbon footprint turned to diamond.

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Do the right thing, reduce your carbon footprint...

Think of the world we'll be leaving behind for Willie Nelson and Keith Richards.

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My 2020 New Year's resolution was to reduce my carbon footprint.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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I bought my niece some fancy new graphite shoes;

but she won't wear them because she's trying to decrease her carbon footprint.

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I came up with a science joke...

Why are people with diamond shoes so bad for the environment?

They have a big carbon footprint...

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Paedophiles should be allowed to live near schools...

It reduces their carbon footprint

Antivaxxers are eco friendly!

They dramatically reduce their children's carbon footprint!

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I refused to walk across hot coals because I'm an environmentalist.

I didn't want to have a large carbon footprint.

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Why did the climate scientist cross the road?

To analyze the chicken´s carbon footprint.

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I was raised in a fairly hippy-ish town. The kind of place that was always looking to do something ecologically friendly in the days before the internet made it easy to share tips and tricks on how to cut down your carbon footprint.

One of the things they did was expand the recycling collect...

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