Scampered Jokes

The priest replies, "What is it that brings you here?"

"Well father, I used the F-word over the weekend."

"Oh is that all? Say five Hail Mary’s and may the Lord be with you."

The man replies, "but I really need to talk about it."

"Let’s have it then," the priest says as h... read more

A man in his mid-twenties entered a confessional, made the sign of the cross, and announced, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It's been three years since my last confession.” The priest replied, “What is your sin, my child?”
“Well,” the young man began, “I used profane language and I feel ter... read more

The man hires a house sitter to watch his house while he is gone. He comes back to his house and asks the sitter how everything went. "Oh everything was fine....Your cat died." The man says, "Oh my god that's terrible! Y'know, like prepare me for that sort of thing." This sitter didn't understand. "... read more