A man walks into confessional and says, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned..."
The priest replies, "What is it that brings you here?"
"Well father, I used the F-word over the weekend."
"Oh is that all? Say five Hail Mary’s and may the Lord be with you."
The man replies, "but I really need to talk about it."
"Let’s have it then," the priest says as h...
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A man is going on a vacation
The man hires a house sitter to watch his house while he is gone. He comes back to his house and asks the sitter how everything went. "Oh everything was fine....Your cat died." The man says, "Oh my god that's terrible! Y'know, like prepare me for that sort of thing." This sitter didn't understand. "...
Towards the end of the French revolution many people lost their heads to the guillotine. One day a politician, a priest, and an engineer were to be executed.
The politician was first. The executioner asked him: "Do you have any last words?" to which the man replied, "I regret nothing." The e...