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Rousey Jokes

What kind of cereal does Ronda Rousey eat?

Kix

The difference between your boyfriend and Ronda Rousey is...

Ronda actually gets paid to disappoint people for 48 seconds.

Ronda Rousey says she contemplated suicide.

Holly Holm declined the rematch though.

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

neither of us can last more than a minute :(

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Ronda Rousey should change her name...

To Sasha Grey, because her ass got wrecked.

My girlfriend calls me Ronda Rousey

Because I only last 45 seconds in the ring.

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Ronda Rousey walks into a bar...

and gets knocked the fuck out

What do you and Ronda Rousey have in common?

You will both be watching the next title fight from home.

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

Ronda Rousey is the only MMA fighter I can't fap to.

She's the only one that finishes before I do.

Ronda Rouseys next fight has been announced!

Ronda Rousey V. Crippling Depression

What do Tom Brady and Rhonda Rousey have in common?

Both struggle to last longer than a minute with a Brazilian woman.

what is in common between h.clinton and ronda rousey?

they both won the popular vote

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

*Ronda Rousey in the Doctors office* Ronda: I'm having trouble getting pregnant

Doctor: Stop taking it in the jaw

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

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Next time you prematurely ejaculate

Just remember you probably still lasted longer than Ronda Rousey

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

Another casualty of 2016...

Ronda Rousey's MMA career

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