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Ron Jeremy Jokes

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Ron Jeremy was arrested for sexual assault

Because Ron Jeremy is 67 years old, Prosecutors are worried the evidence won't stand up in court.
Further, Ron Jeremy is entitled to a jury of his peers. Prosecutors are afraid it will be a hung jury.

Ron Jeremy isn't fat...

He's big-boned.

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God asked Ron Jeremy if he wanted a big dick or a good memory

I asked him which one he chose and he said I forgot.

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TIL Ron Jeremy is a porn star

I always thought he was just an actor but as soon as he came on the screen it was clear

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Have you heard the one about Ron Jeremy's penis?

It's a real knee slapper.

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With all these workplace sexual assault cases it makes me wonder.

How has Ron Jeremy gotten away with it all these years?

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My friend called me feeling really guilty,

He said "I feel really horrible, I had a dream last night that I cheated on my wife with a porn star and we had really nasty dirty sex." "Wow," I said, "Who was the porn star?" he looked at the floor and said "Ron Jeremy."

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Yesterday my GF seemed very nervous about giving me head...

..and instead was wildly smacking and hitting my thighs and lower stomach.
She seemed to be beating around the bush.

People always say I should be lucky to be able to live off workers comp, but it cost me an arm and a leg!

I was out of town for a couple weeks and I decided letting m...

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