Rock Quarry Jokes - 2 Hilarious Rock Quarry Jokes

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I applied to the local rock quarry...

Apparently getting stoned is not acceptable prior work experience.

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The Alaskan Miner

Desperate for work, Paul decides to accept a job offer mining deep in Alaska. After a long journey he arrives at the mining camp, 200 miles from civilization. The camp is small, with only a handful of miners.

He promptly meets up with the manager, and asks what his duties are.

"Firstly...

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