One day an elderly rich person is summoned by the IRS.
The IRS tax agents decide to audit an elderly man, and summon him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when the old man showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that yo...
What is it called when you steal a rich person's dinner rolls?
Highfalutin gluten lootin'
What do you call a bored rich person?
What's a rich person's favorite kind of milk?
A poor man goes to a rich person’s house and says that he will do anything for $100
The man tells him: “If you repaint my porch, I will give you $100” 3 hours later, the poor man says that he is finished. Seeing no paint on his porch, the rich man says: “ I’m not paying you, you didn’t do anything” The poor man replied: “ Yeah I did, but it’s not a Porsche, it’s a Mercede...
A poor family starts saving up for spoons so they can invite their rich neighbor for supper... (Long)
Once they save up, they invite the rich man, and in the midst of their conversation, it is mentioned that they had to save up for a spoon. The rich man laughs and says,
"I have a spoon for every meal." The husband goes quiet at this, but the wife replies,
"We have a friend who uses a ...
The quickest way to get a Covid-19 test in the US
Cough on a rich person and wait for their results.
To The Jamaican Bobsled Team
After the Winter Olympics, one fellow is so taken with the Jamaican bobsled team that he decides that they deserve an epic scale statue in Jamaica. He travels to Jamaica, and talks with every government official and rich person he can find. All of them chase him off saying that it's a crazy idea, ...
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A guy walking on the beach comes across a brass lantern half buried in the sand...
He picks up the lamp, and on a whim rubs it to see what happens. Yep, a genie appears and offers him 3 wishes. Knowing that genies often play tricks, like delivering the billion dollars you wished for by dropping 1 billion in gold bars on your head, he thinks carefully about his first two wishes. ...
Being a rich person born into a poor person's body.
3 nuns are at the pearly gates...
St Peter greets them saying "Sisters of the faith! I have some bad news. Due to the current state of the world, there is a lineup to get into heaven. But since you devoted your lives to the Lord, I have a special surprise for you! You all get to go back to Earth until we can get you in past the gate...