A German jumped into a pond, pulled out my drowning dog and resuscitated it

I said ‘thanks, are you a vet?’

He said ‘vet? I’m soaked!’

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A man dies before being resuscitated

And ends up going to hell for a few minutes before coming back to life. His friend asks him what death was like, and he had only positive things to say about hell: "Oh man, it was great. There were beautiful women, all you could drink, basically a free for all party down there. The only thing is, yo...

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