English man irish man and a scotsman

Was all in court and the judge said we find you guilty and we will give you parole in 10 years, but until then i can grant you one thing that you can have in your cell that will be restocked every day until then.

The scots man said, BEER i want lots of beer to help me sleep at night to help w...

I own a series of vending macines

You know, in parks and stuff, you can get a coke, ginger ale, fanta, etc.

Business was going really well, so well I had to hire a guy to help. Right after I hired him though, sales plummeted.

Trying to figure out why, I went to a few of my macines. The snacks were fine, but the drin...

A man walks into his regular bar..

He takes an open seat next to the bartender. He and the bartender are good friends so they begin to talk.

"You want the same thing as yesterday? I just got restocked on your usual.."

"Nah. I don't drink that anymore. I drank so much that when I got home I started blowing chunks."
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