Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She outgrew her b-shells!

Ever wonder why Ariel wears seashells?

Because she outgrew the B-shells

My kid has a weight problem, but the doctor says he will outgrow it.

He should. He outgrew everything else!

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A Jew, an Italian, and a Black guy at recess [Possibly NSFW and offensive]

Once, there were three third graders. One was Italian, one was Jewish, and one was Black. They were at recess. They were also good friends.

"Whaddya wanna play?", the Black guy said.

"Uh...soccer", the Jew said.

"I can't run. Remember my leg?", the Italian guy said.

"How ...

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