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Here's a picture of me with REM

That's me in the corner.
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REM got it wrong, Kenneth

Hertz is the frequency. Watt is power.
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One night I had a vision that I was on stage with REM performing “Losing My Religion”

But that was just a dream. Just a dream…
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When REM met The Queen, she held up an envelope and then said...

"That's me in the corner."
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Why are blonde jokes always so short?

So the people who like to tell them can remember them.
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an old man reads Deuteronomy on his laptop to fall asleep on airplanes. what is that called?

elder scrolls 5, sky rem.
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Covid19 inappropriate playlist thread. Honestly, I'm surprised it not been done yet. I'll start....

REM It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)
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Sleep patterns are fascinating.

There's light sleep, where your heart rate slows; deep sleep, where you can't easily be wakened; and REM sleep, where you lose your religion.
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