I've started buying store brand Spanish rice instead of the expensive stuff

As they say, "Arroz by any other name..."

My abuela said that I had to get up if I want some rice

So I arroz

Why do Spanish people eat rice on Easter?

Cause Jesus Arroz from the dead.

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Multi-lingual joke

Did Jesus rice from the dead on Easter morning?

No he *arroz*

Came up with this in my high school Spanish class. Teacher said I will make a great padre someday. I can't even play baseball. :/

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