I've started buying store brand Spanish rice instead of the expensive stuff
As they say, "Arroz by any other name..."
Why was Seal’s face covered in Mexican rice?
Because he was kissed by arroz.
Two groups of archers were in a battle.
the account of the battle was poorly translated through Spanish and went like this:
one group of archers fired rice at the other.
each of the archers in the second group was hit by January.
one lone surviving sad archer in the second group fired back a single wide brimmed hat....
Why do Spanish people eat rice on Easter?
Cause Jesus Arroz from the dead.
My abuela said that I had to get up if I want some rice
So I arroz
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Multi-lingual joke
Did Jesus rice from the dead on Easter morning?
No he *arroz*
Came up with this in my high school Spanish class. Teacher said I will make a great padre someday. I can't even play baseball. :/
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
