Quadrat Jokes - 8 Hilarious Quadrat Jokes

You're in math class learning about quadratics.

You: The y-intercept is (8,0) right?

Student 2: Parabobly.

I sang the quadratic formula to my gf

I found 'x'

Who was the Arab that derived the quadratic formula?

Al Gebra

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

What do you call an issue with the graph of a quadratic formula?

A parabolem.

I love quadratic equations so much I would give up my first born child for it

and that’s not a hyperbola

What do you feed a baby parabola?

Quadratic Formula

Told girl on flight she was pretty

and she replied "Tell me something I don't know." So i asked if she remembered the quadratic formula.

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