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Pullout Jokes

Trying to change my password to “MyPulloutGame” but the computer says its too weak.

All 7 of my children: “why are you crying dad?”

I matched with a tinder profile that had no pics.

We chatted a bit. Smart and funny so i asked for a date. She said yes!

I'm not expecting much, probably 400lbs. But she answered the door, this little strawberry blomde with a head full of curls and all the right curves in all the right places. We exchanged our real names and i asked what sh...

My pullout game is so strong that

You don't have any siblings.

Why isn’t Vladimir leaving Ukraine?

Because his name is Vladimir Putin. Not Vladimir Pullout

What do you call a risky couch?

A pullout

I have six kids...

I have six kids, but my pullout game is still stronger than Brexit.

What kind of couch does not like to commit?

A pullout couch.

(Bo Burnham) I got my girlfriend pregnant

On a pullout couch

Always play Jenga with a girl on the first date...

...That way she knows your pullout game is strong.

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An Australian, Englishman and a Irishman sit down for lunch.

They all pullout there lunch a vegimite sandwich for the Australian, soup for the Englishman and a patato for the Irishman. They all sigh and say 'if I have this for lunch one more time I'm going to kill myself!'

The next day the all have the same thing and they all follow through with there ...

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