Psa Jokes

It's not the proper gnomenclature.

CDC studies have shown they provide no defense

This holiday season, if you are doing Christmas Carols, please remember they are songs -- not people.

They’re only for the groan, man.

The name you give your child will follow them throughout their entire life, so choose carefully. Think of how it will be made into nicknames and how other people will say it.

Oh, and don't forget about the initials.

Sincerely,

Anna Nichole Amber Lewis and Clive Ulysses Mansfiel... read more

…you may be entitled to condensation

Just wanted to let everyone know this. Around where I live, I have noticed that restaurants are putting their extra food in a bag and placing on a table. You can just come in and grab one. Now you won't know what's in it until you open in your car but it's can be a nice surprise and it's free.
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It's just like a regular orchestra but without the bells and whistles.

I just wanted to make sure everyone was aware of this scam:

I was leaving the Wal-Mart on Main Street the other day and as I walked to my car, two gorgeous 18-year old girls approached me with a sob story about their car breaking down and needing a ride back to their place. Naturally I could... read more

STOP STARTING CONVERSATIONS WITH "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?"

MEN DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THAT!

AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING FIRST!

I need to give everyone a warning. I was at the local Home Depot getting back into my truck where three hot young women came up to me and started rubbing their bodies all over me. Things got hot and heavy and a good time was had by all. I was heading home and I found that my wallet was missing! <... read more

The National Park Rangers are advising hikers and campers in National Parks to be alert for bears and take extra precautions to avoid an encounter.

They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming f... read more

It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert.

It's sooooo 2020.

I have seen a lot of jokes here recently about police killings and brutality. And I wanted to point out that not all cops are racists. My friend is a cop and I know he isn't a racist because even his wife has a black eye.

Please use the medically-recommended term “conjoined twins” instead.

Sharon is not up for a good time....boy what an awkward phone call that was.

Look out for hot singles in your area.

Telling a dad-joke would be a Faux Pa

Usually, it's a rip-off.

You never want to kiss on the first date

I came in to get eggs and bread, left with a bottle of whisky

Muslim

On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.

Please and thank you.

They'll get eaten by wild Feraligatrs.

Because they didn't want people pretending to be Ash

Whomever she happens to be.

Always go for the Juggler

The Earnhardt.

PSA: Don't tell this joke in a 100miles of Charlotte Motor speedway.

My name might've been called out. I have no idea.

PSA: The joke is originally in Swedish, tried my best translating it.

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerato... read more

I just wanted to make a quick PSA about jokes.

Jokes are meant to be retold. A good joke gets told a thousand times, and spreads like a virus. Like a virus a joke will often mutate and change as it passes from person to person, often tweaked for better performance.

Now, what is the dif... read more