PSA: Dad-jokes are reserved to be told actual fathers. If you don’t have kids of your own…

Telling a dad-joke would be a Faux Pa

PSA do not wear a washington wizards face mask.

CDC studies have shown they provide no defense

PSA Free Food

Just wanted to let everyone know this. Around where I live, I have noticed that restaurants are putting their extra food in a bag and placing on a table. You can just come in and grab one. Now you won't know what's in it until you open in your car but it's can be a nice surprise and it's free.
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PSA: Police are warning against large amounts of fake $1 bills this holiday season

Look out for hot singles in your area.

PSA: Hindsight is officially out of style

It's sooooo 2020.

PSA: don't let them scan your forehead temperature at the grocery, it's mind control!

I came in to get eggs and bread, left with a bottle of whisky

A PSA

I need to give everyone a warning. I was at the local Home Depot getting back into my truck where three hot young women came up to me and started rubbing their bodies all over me. Things got hot and heavy and a good time was had by all. I was heading home and I found that my wallet was missing! <...

PSA about the police jokes

I have seen a lot of jokes here recently about police killings and brutality. And I wanted to point out that not all cops are racists. My friend is a cop and I know he isn't a racist because even his wife has a black eye.

Bear PSA

The National Park Rangers are advising hikers and campers in National Parks to be alert for bears and take extra precautions to avoid an encounter.

They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming f...

PSA - Don't believe everything you read in Public toilets.

Sharon is not up for a good time....boy what an awkward phone call that was.

PSA for Women:

STOP STARTING CONVERSATIONS WITH "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?"

MEN DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THAT!

AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING FIRST!

PSA: I'm starting a minimalist orchestra!

It's just like a regular orchestra but without the bells and whistles.

PSA: Please don't call them dwarves...

It's not the proper gnomenclature.

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PSA on Hoarding and Panic buying due to Covid-19

Due to the current pasta shortage, the government has asked people not to panic buy based to the actions of a fusilli individuals.

PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, "You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!" DO NOT OPEN IT.

It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert.

Important PSA!!

I just wanted to make sure everyone was aware of this scam:

I was leaving the Wal-Mart on Main Street the other day and as I walked to my car, two gorgeous 18-year old girls approached me with a sob story about their car breaking down and needing a ride back to their place. Naturally I could...

PSA: Don’t kiss anyone at midnight tonight

You never want to kiss on the first date

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A college advertising lecture is taking place. The speaker is presenting his anti-drug PSA.

He says:

- I am the author of a simple, yet effective campaign against drug use.

He shows the poster he designed. It shows two circles, one big and the other small. The big one is titled "This Is Your Brain", the small one is titled "This Is Your Brain on Drugs". The speaker says:
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If you're questioning your sexuality...

You probably aren't thinking straight.

What do they call a right turn in NASCAR?

The Earnhardt.

PSA: Don't tell this joke in a 100miles of Charlotte Motor speedway.

PSA: For whatever, unforeseen events that find you are about to be attacked by a mob of clowns. This one important tip can and might possibly save your life.

Always go for the Juggler

PSA: This year, lets refrain from the 'I haven't taken a shower since last year!' jokes.

Please and thank you.

PSA: Don't let anyone tell you how to vote. You should vote for the candidate you believe will be most beneficial for the Country.

Whomever she happens to be.

Reposts versus retellings. (Not a joke)

I just wanted to make a quick PSA about jokes.

Jokes are meant to be retold. A good joke gets told a thousand times, and spreads like a virus. Like a virus a joke will often mutate and change as it passes from person to person, often tweaked for better performance.

Now, what is the dif...

PSA: Don't get a cheap circumcision.

Usually, it's a rip-off.

July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun.

On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.

COVID Humor

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerato...

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PSA: If you have unprotected sex with a banker

Watch out! You might end up getting financial AIDS.

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PSA: BE CAREFUL SHOPPING AT HOME DEPOT

SHOPPING AT HOME DEPOT

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive ...

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PSA: Always tip your prostitutes.

Small tips are fine. That's what they get paid for.

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Thank you for flying Philippine Airlines.

(Disclaimer, original joke was in Filipino, imma roughly translate it for y'all)

So John and Peter were riding a flight on Philippine Airlines, everything was going smoothly, and then something went wrong with the engine!

Sirens were blaring in the cockpit, and the pilot issued a PSA t...

The Auschwitz-Birkenau Museum released a PSA that visitors were not allowed to play Pokemon GO!

Because they didn't want people pretending to be Ash

PSA: If you've got an Islamic dog...

Muslim

PSA for vacationing families: Don't let your kids play PokemonGo at Disney.

They'll get eaten by wild Feraligatrs.

I’m okay with smoking marijuana.

But cocaine is where I draw the line.

I delivered a baby yesterday

PSA: Don’t ship your babies through UPS!

I'm at the ear clinic.

My name might've been called out. I have no idea.

PSA: The joke is originally in Swedish, tried my best translating it.

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