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PSA: Please don't call them dwarves...

It's not the proper gnomenclature.

PSA do not wear a washington wizards face mask.

CDC studies have shown they provide no defense

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If you're questioning your sexuality...

You probably aren't thinking straight.

PSA for the holidays

This holiday season, if you are doing Christmas Carols, please remember they are songs -- not people.

Father’s Day PSA — Not everyone appreciates Dad Jokes

They’re only for the groan, man.

PSA for expecting parents

The name you give your child will follow them throughout their entire life, so choose carefully. Think of how it will be made into nicknames and how other people will say it.

Oh, and don't forget about the initials.

Sincerely,

Anna Nichole Amber Lewis and Clive Ulysses Mansfiel...

PSA: If you have been a cold drink on a hot day…

…you may be entitled to condensation

PSA Free Food

Just wanted to let everyone know this. Around where I live, I have noticed that restaurants are putting their extra food in a bag and placing on a table. You can just come in and grab one. Now you won't know what's in it until you open in your car but it's can be a nice surprise and it's free.
...

PSA: I'm starting a minimalist orchestra!

It's just like a regular orchestra but without the bells and whistles.

Important PSA!!

I just wanted to make sure everyone was aware of this scam:

I was leaving the Wal-Mart on Main Street the other day and as I walked to my car, two gorgeous 18-year old girls approached me with a sob story about their car breaking down and needing a ride back to their place. Naturally I could...

PSA for Women:

STOP STARTING CONVERSATIONS WITH "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?"

MEN DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THAT!

AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING FIRST!

A PSA

I need to give everyone a warning. I was at the local Home Depot getting back into my truck where three hot young women came up to me and started rubbing their bodies all over me. Things got hot and heavy and a good time was had by all. I was heading home and I found that my wallet was missing! <...

Bear PSA

The National Park Rangers are advising hikers and campers in National Parks to be alert for bears and take extra precautions to avoid an encounter.

They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming f...

PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, "You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!" DO NOT OPEN IT.

It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert.

PSA: Hindsight is officially out of style

It's sooooo 2020.

PSA about the police jokes

I have seen a lot of jokes here recently about police killings and brutality. And I wanted to point out that not all cops are racists. My friend is a cop and I know he isn't a racist because even his wife has a black eye.

PSA: the term “Hipsters” is politically incorrect and is considered an offensive slur in many circles

Please use the medically-recommended term “conjoined twins” instead.

PSA - Don't believe everything you read in Public toilets.

Sharon is not up for a good time....boy what an awkward phone call that was.

PSA: Police are warning against large amounts of fake $1 bills this holiday season

Look out for hot singles in your area.

PSA: Dad-jokes are reserved to be told actual fathers. If you don’t have kids of your own…

Telling a dad-joke would be a Faux Pa

PSA: Don't get a cheap circumcision.

Usually, it's a rip-off.

PSA: Don’t kiss anyone at midnight tonight

You never want to kiss on the first date

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PSA on Hoarding and Panic buying due to Covid-19

Due to the current pasta shortage, the government has asked people not to panic buy based to the actions of a fusilli individuals.

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Today's PSA

Today's Public Service Announcement!

WARNING TO ALL MEN. ** BEWARE**
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it. A ‘heads up’ fo...

PSA: don't let them scan your forehead temperature at the grocery, it's mind control!

I came in to get eggs and bread, left with a bottle of whisky

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PSA: Always tip your prostitutes.

Small tips are fine. That's what they get paid for.

PSA: If you've got an Islamic dog...

Muslim

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A college advertising lecture is taking place. The speaker is presenting his anti-drug PSA.

He says:

- I am the author of a simple, yet effective campaign against drug use.

He shows the poster he designed. It shows two circles, one big and the other small. The big one is titled "This Is Your Brain", the small one is titled "This Is Your Brain on Drugs". The speaker says:
<...

July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun.

On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.

PSA: This year, lets refrain from the 'I haven't taken a shower since last year!' jokes.

Please and thank you.

PSA for vacationing families: Don't let your kids play PokemonGo at Disney.

They'll get eaten by wild Feraligatrs.

The Auschwitz-Birkenau Museum released a PSA that visitors were not allowed to play Pokemon GO!

Because they didn't want people pretending to be Ash

PSA: Don't let anyone tell you how to vote. You should vote for the candidate you believe will be most beneficial for the Country.

Whomever she happens to be.

PSA: For whatever, unforeseen events that find you are about to be attacked by a mob of clowns. This one important tip can and might possibly save your life.

Always go for the Juggler

What do they call a right turn in NASCAR?

The Earnhardt.

PSA: Don't tell this joke in a 100miles of Charlotte Motor speedway.

I'm at the ear clinic.

My name might've been called out. I have no idea.

PSA: The joke is originally in Swedish, tried my best translating it.

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Thank you for flying Philippine Airlines.

(Disclaimer, original joke was in Filipino, imma roughly translate it for y'all)

So John and Peter were riding a flight on Philippine Airlines, everything was going smoothly, and then something went wrong with the engine!

Sirens were blaring in the cockpit, and the pilot issued a PSA t...

COVID Humor

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerato...

Reposts versus retellings. (Not a joke)

I just wanted to make a quick PSA about jokes.

Jokes are meant to be retold. A good joke gets told a thousand times, and spreads like a virus. Like a virus a joke will often mutate and change as it passes from person to person, often tweaked for better performance.

Now, what is the dif...

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