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Prosthetic Arm Jokes

It’s not OK to make fun of someone with a prosthetic arm.

It’s not humerus.

When people ask me about my prosthetic arm

I tell them it was crazy expensive. It costs an arm and a leg, but I was able to bargain.

What did the handicapped person say about his prosthetic arms?

These come in handy.

I found a cheap prosthetic arm on Craigslist

Secondhand

What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

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A young mechanic...

A young mechanic was working on a car when the lift broke, and the car fell and severed his arm. Now severely depressed because he had one arm, loved to golf, and couldn't afford a prosthetic arm, decided "well, this is it. This is my end... I will kill myself because I can't play golf nor afford an...

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