Prime Numbers Jokes - 7 Hilarious Prime Numbers Jokes

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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Why do British hate the Prime numbers?

Because they can't be divided

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Math joke : Should you say "All prime numbers are odd except one",

or "All prime numbers are odd except two ?"

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What numbers are in the number plate of optimus prime?

Prime numbers. A'right a'right I'll see my way out.

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When my son learned about prime numbers, he told me that the Pledge of Allegiance would be better if we added three more states

Because 53 is indivisible.

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A blonde and a lawyer are on a plane.

The lawyer keeps trying to get a blonde to play a game with him. After awhile she finally agrees.The lawyer explains the game to her. He says that he will ask her a question and if she can't answer it she will give him $50.Then she will ask him a question and if he can't answer it he will give her $...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating

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