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Powerline Jokes

Saw two crows sitting on a powerline.

Attempted murder?

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4 birds sitting on a powerline

Teacher: There are four birds sitting on a powerline and a farmer shoots one, how many birds are left?

Johnny raises his hand and the teacher calls on him.
Johnny: There are none left cause when the farmer shot the one, the other ones flew away.

Teacher: Well Johnny for the purpose ...

Road trip

Grandma needed a ride to a family wedding in another state but refused to let anyone give her a ride because she had always heard that the roads were so dangerous.

Finally, her grandson convinced her that we would take her down a road that hasn't had any accidents on it in years and ever show...

A teacher asks little Johnny a question...

-If there are five birds in a powerline and someone shoots one, how many birds are left?

-None because they will get scared away from the gunshot"

-Four but I like the way you think

-I have a question for you then. There's three women eating ice cream, one's sucking, one's lick...

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