Powerline Jokes

Attempted murder?

Grandma needed a ride to a family wedding in another state but refused to let anyone give her a ride because she had always heard that the roads were so dangerous.

Finally, her grandson convinced her that we would take her down a road that hasn't had any accidents on it in years and ever show... read more

-If there are five birds in a powerline and someone shoots one, how many birds are left?

-None because they will get scared away from the gunshot"

-Four but I like the way you think

-I have a question for you then. There's three women eating ice cream, one's sucking, one's lick... read more