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Potheads Jokes

What do you call a group of handicapped potheads?

The Rolling Stoners

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

What happens when two potheads fall in love?

A weeding.

What is the favorite number of french potheads?

80

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

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3 people die and end up in hell...

The first was an alcoholic, the second was a womanizer, the 3rd was a pothead.

Satan spoke: "Your punishment for squandering your lives on addiction is simple. What you valued the most in your life will be provided to you in infinite supply, however, you will remain with only your vice in a l...

In Colorado they took down the mile marker for 420

In Colorado they took down the mile marker sign for 420
They were afraid that the potheads were going to try and steal it.
They replaced it with a mile marker 419.9999 repeating sign
Well this caused the sign to get stolen by the MATH nerds,
who also swiftly stole the cosine and...

A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner,

"How much for that TV set in the window?"

The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads."

So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit smoking pot and will come back the next week to buy the TV.

A week later, the stoner come...

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1000 Years.

Three men arrive at the gates of heaven, St. Peter looks upon them and says "Though you are all good men, you have sins to absolve before i can let you enter the great kingdom!" So St. Peter takes them off to purgatory.

The first man had an addiction to sex. St. Peter took this man to a room,...

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God and St. Peter walk the Earth

God decides to visit the mortals and see how wicked is the world so He takes St. Peter along and goes to Earth.

By accident He sumbles over 2 potheads that were smoking a joint and they test their good hearts asking if they can have some.

Of course, the potheads are very nice, they ma...

An old man walks up to a couple of stoners smoking a joint, and says,

“Don’t you know that smoking weed makes you ignorant and apathetic?”

One of the potheads turns to him and replies, “I don’t know, and I don’t care.”

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