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Pool Party Jokes

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Spectre pool party

So Blofeld is holding a pool party for Spectre. There is the usual laughing, drinking, catalogues of secret weapons and torture devices etc.

And Blofeld announces “for entertainment tonight I am offering a million dollars for anyone who will swim across my swimming pool full of man-eating ...

I wish I could throw a pool party.

Because that would mean I had a pool and a bunch of friends.

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Pool Party

A rich North Carolina man had a party and invited all his neighbors, including Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating and flirting with all the women. The host said, "I have...

Did you hear about Bruce Banner losing his temper at the Avengers' pool party?

He made a Hulk Splash

Cardi B was hosting a private pool party...

With music bumping, and social media blowing up with post about where it was, tons of fans were trying to get in, but bouncers turned them all away unless Cardi B gave approval herself.

As the party reached its peak, screams started coming from the pool and everyone rushed out getting water ...

What do you call a pride pool party?

Alphabet soup

Why wasn't the sea urchin invited to the pool party?

Because he was acting like a little prick

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Today my jerk colleague from work asked me to cover his ass so that he can attend a pool party with his friends

I refused with anger and told him to use swimming trunks like everyone else does.

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Standing at the pearly gates

God: Welcome my son

You........

God: You know why you're here, don't you?

You........

God: Tell me why you're here.

You: Because I was eating ass at a pool party during a global pandemic?

God: Because you were eating ass at a pool party during a global pande...

3 men are lost in a desert

They're on the verge of dying from dehydration when they find a genie lamp on the ground. They rub it and a genie comes out and says:"You have freed me from a 2000 years slumber. You will be rewarded with a wish each." The first man, excited, asks to go back home and drink some of his mom's deliciou...

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A great storm is brewing....

I was at my neice's pool party last Saturday. She got an inflatable dolphin for her birthday. We were all having a great time, when the wind started blowing a bit harder and some clouds rolled in. Over the next 10 minutes it just started getting windier and windier and the skies turned dark. In the ...

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