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Pole Dancing Jokes

When you're old, the only pole dancing you can do is....

....to hold on to the safety bar in the bathtub

I went to another country famous for their Pole dancing.

2/10, definitely not worth the trip to Poland.

What do you call a pole dancing chicken

A chicken strip

Why did Charlie Brown take his pole dancing routine so seriously?

He was tired of doing comic strips.

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My friend thinks I'm a homosexual because I enjoy pole dancing.

"Pole dancing" sounds better than "riding cock".

What is a penguin’s favorite dancing style?

Pole Dancing

My Polish grandmother used to perform for a ballet company...

It was always awkward listening to her Pole Dancing stories.

Original joke that actually happened in real life. Slightly dirty.

My wife is planning a day of debauchery for a friend, otherwise known as a bachlorette party. A pole dancing class is going to be part of the festivities and the warning on the website is "Classes are not suitable for pregnant women who have never poled before." My response to this being read aloud ...

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