The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter...
The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter.
In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for...
my first love just broke up with me…
eh, at least we can still be cousins
Request: PG Pirate Jokes
I have two jokes that I use a bunch and requesting a third.
1. What did the pirate say at his 80th birthday? Ayyyy, matey
2. What's a pirate's favorite letter? You think it be R, but my first love be the C
A thrice divorced woman is giving love another try ...
Her first love abused her with his fists. The second one ran away. The third one completely failed in bed. But she still feels lonely and doesn't want to stop believing in love, so she posted an ad on a newspaper with her story that she was still available. A few days later, she heard the doorbell r...
As told to me by my 7 YO son this morning...
Him: What's a pirates favorite letter? Me: ARRRGH! Him: You would think it would be ARRRGH but my first love be the "C"!
I was devastated to find my first love in bed with my own father.
“We’ve been through this,” said Mom.
Arnold Schwarzenegger just announced he's giving up the limelight to go back to his first love, pest control.
He's an ex-terminator now.
1940 I met my first love. 1942 I met my second. Then I met my third at 1948.
It's been a hectic evening.
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