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Unsatisfying Jokes

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Did my girlfriend find me sexually unsatisfying?

A small part of me says yes.

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My last sexual experience was very unsatisfying, it was like Eleanor Rigby’s funeral:

Nobody came!

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Why is sex with hipsters always unsatisfying?

Because they always come before it's cool.

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A few friends go to Mexico to watch the bull fights.

Afterwards, the friends go to a restaurant. The waiter asks them, "would you like to try the oysters? They are the testicles of the bull, but we only serve them when the bull loses."

After time, the men decide they do want to try the oysters. Out comes a dish with two huge, round balls, with ...

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I like my jokes like I like my sex life...

... quick and unsatisfying.

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