Playboy Magazine Jokes - 7 Hilarious Playboy Magazine Jokes

What do reddit and Playboy magazine have in common?

No one actually reads the articles.

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.

Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.

One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects:

1. A Bi...

New playboy magazine

Q. Did you hear about the new magazine for married men published by Playboy?

A. It has the same pictures month after month after month after month after month....

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Damn girl are you playboy magazine?

Cause holy fuck you have a pile of issues

Why do pirates love Playboy Magazine?

You'd think it's for the booty, but they really read it for the arrrticles.

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Little Johnny reads a Playboy

(Joke about Women, don't read if it will offend you) Little Johnny gets caught by his dad looking at a Playboy magazine under his covers.

 

- His dad says son, what are you looking at that for?
- Johnny replies, "well I'm trying to figure out what a pussy is."
- His dad...

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The "penguin"

A guy who's strapped for cash asks a prostitute what he can get for $10. She replies, "Well, for 10 bucks I'll give you a 'penguin.'" "Okay... Sure, I'll take it."

So she gets down on her knees, lowers his pants, and begins giving him a blowjob. But right before he is about to cum, she gets ...

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