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Placebos Jokes

I’m addicted to placebos.

I could quit, but it wouldn’t matter.

Placebos

Turns out I'm addicted to placebos. I thought I could quit any time, but then withdrawal made me psychosomatic and gave me hypochondria.

Scientists have come up with a new name for experiments that utilize placebos

Trick or treatment

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I know that the placebos is supposed to help with testing pills and medicines if they actually work...

But who's smart-ass idea was it to try it with Birth Control!?!?

My doctor is concerned my hypochondria is getting worse

So he put me on stronger placebos.

They found the biggest hypochondriac yet…

… he overdosed on placebos.

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