Place To Sit Jokes - 11 Hilarious Place To Sit Jokes

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library...

He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the g...

A programmer and his project manager board a train headed through the mountains. They can find no other place to sit, except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

After a while, it becomes quite clear that the woman and the programmer are interested in each other, as they keep looking at each other.

Soon, the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is the sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.

When the train finally e...

Where is the most romantic place to sit in the Chesapeake area?

By the Bae

Where is a stoners favorite place to sit in a resturaunt

In the high chair

A man and his family have trouble finding a place to sit in church...

“A pew!” he says, finally having spotted a place to sit.

“Bless you,” responds the priest.

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My penis is a gentleman.

It stands up so women have a place to sit down.

The chemistry department cafeteria has good food, but finding a place to sit can be a challenge.

They only have periodic tables.

I went to a restaurant.

It was full; no place to sit...
I took out my mobile,
Placed it to my ear and said loudly- "Bro come fast, she's here with someone else...
Six couples ran away

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam enter a bar, order a drink and finds a place to sit.
Then a construction worker, a native american and a police officer comes in and do the same thing.
And then a dane, a swede and a norwegian enters too.
Then a blind guy, a deaf guy and a mute guy.
And the...

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[NSFW] Dick is such a gentleman

He's always standing up when an attractive woman enters the room, just so she has a place to sit.

An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat.

The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right,
and the old man, unable to support himself properly with his cane, fell to the
floor.

Little Johnny, sitting nearby, looked down at him and said, "If you put a
little rubber cap on the end of your cane, you ...

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