Pizza Dough Jokes - 6 Hilarious Pizza Dough Jokes

Are you Pizza dough?

Cause i’d like to slam you on the table and spread you out.

Why did the topping leave the pizza dough?

Because it was too kneady!

The City Health inspector walks into a new restaurant unannounced and takes a seat where he can see the kitchen. While he is sitting there, an order goes back for a pizza. The chef appears and the health inspector nearly chokes when he sees that he is not wearing a shirt.

As if the health inspector didn't already have enough fuel for his citation-writing pen, the chef proceeded to grab a lump of pizza dough and press it out flat on his bare chest.
Appalled, the health inspector had barely finished up when an order came back for a hamburger.
The cook proceeded t...

Did you hear about the exorcist who went to Domino's?

Apparently the pizza dough had the Mark of The Yeast.

A man walks in a bakery

in which the baker has only one hand. The customer see the baker rolls out the pizza dough on his chest because he has only one hand. So the surprised customer asks:" Damn, is this the way you make the pizza?", the bakery answers:"Oh man, you didn't see how i make donuts!"

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A guy walks into a pizza joint.

The host sits him at a table. The kitchen is in open view so the customer observes the head chef getting the pizza dough ready. The chef has his shirt unbuttoned halfway down and is tossing the dough high up in the air and letting it fall down his chest and he catches it as it rolls down.

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