If Peter Parker's webs are made out of spider silk ,then what is Miles Morales webs made out of ?

Cotton.

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Peter Parker and Tony Stark walk into a bar.

Bartender: what can I get for you today?

Tony: I’ll have a margarita, and the kid’s gonna get a Capri-Sun.

Peter: Mr. Stark I’m 21.

Tony:

Peter: I can order my own Capri-Sun.

My doctor’s name is Peter Parker

But I just call him Web MD

How does Peter Parker keep track of the number of arachnids in any given neighborhood?

He uses his spider census.

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Peter Parker was at home alone one day, when suddenly aunt may walks in on him masturbating.

I guess she was the first person to see Spiderman home coming.

Why was Peter parker promoted in his IT job?

Because ever since the spider bit him he became the best at web designing

What’s the difference between a piece of wood and Peter Parker?

One’s okay with being dusted.

Everyone talks about Peter Parker because he was lucky enough to get bitten by the cool kind of radioactive spider...

My buddy Dave got bit by a radioactive brown recluse, and he just turned into a shut in.

Which of Peter Parker's guardians would keep his secret?

His uncle wouldn't, but his aunt may.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

How many superheroes can you fit in one car?

Five

Two in the front

Two in the back

And Peter Parker in the ash tray

Did you know Spider Man can drive without using his hands?

That’s why his name is Peter Parker.

What does Spider-Man and your mouth have in common?

They're both Peter Parkers.

Two friends, Tom and Dave, were discussing about the new Spider-man movie...

Dave: “Did u hear that Peter Parker gets arrested in the Netherlands in Spider-man Homecoming?”

Tom: “Really, I thought he got arrested in Australia!”

Dave: “No, Tom, Holland!”

Tony Stark wasn't crying

There was just some Peter Parker in his eye.

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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It's a slow day of crime in Metropolis...

...and Superman is bored to tears. So he decides to fly over to Gotham City to see what Batman is up to. He gets to the Batcave to find the Dark Knight underneath the Batmobile.
"Hey, Bruce," he says. "Whatcha up to today? Wanna get a couple beers, maybe watch the game?"
"Sorry man, I can't," ...

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