Pet Name Jokes

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...neither of them can cook.

She says it means a lot.

Winnie the Putin

but my bcQr#1f!e is just so adorable!

Judging by the look on her face, 'sperm
whale' was not an appropriate answer.

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, That is really nice. After all these years that you have been married, you... read more

First woman says "I call my man Southern Comfort, cos he's a big man and he keeps me warm all night in bed"

Second woman's says "I call my man Budweiser cos his name is Buddy and he's the wisest man I ever met"

Third women says "I call my man Drambuie, cos he is one hell of a fancy lic... read more

He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the man l... read more

There are these three Southern ladies, Miz Ida and Miz Edna, and Miz Blanche a settin' in the glider on their porch, drinkin' mint juleps and fanning themselves in the cool afternoon air. Their talk turned to the pet names they called their husbands.

Miz Ida turns to Miz Edna and says "I cal... read more

The three friends were surprised at the weird pet name and decided to guess the reason behind it.

The first friend was a romantic and said maybe he calls her that because their love must be as big as the universe.

The second friend was a scientist and said maybe he wants their marriage... read more

Hey guys,

Not too long ago we started advertising new moderator positions for /r/jokes, and after receiving a bunch of submissions, we found our two candidates.

I've asked them to write up a brief introduction for themselves.

First up is /u/iBleeedorange, who also mods /r/diablo... read more