I work as a Customs Officer and yesterday I had my yearly performance review.
They feel I'm borderline incompetent.
Why do Hispanic performance reviews take so long?
They spend too much time on their GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALSSSS
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The Americans and The Japanese
The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practiced rowing hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day the Japanese won by a mile.
The American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that th...
Wife called me up
- “what are you doing hon?”
- “in the middle of an epic boss battle”
- “cool. What game are you playing?”
- “Game? I’m in the middle of my performance review at work”
An old forest ranger is retiring.
At his retirement party he tells his successor, "Jerry, whatever you do, don't fire Hugh Williams". Well Jerry doesn't really like being told what to do, especially by some guy on his way out the door, but he assures the old ranger he won't fire him. A few years pass without incident, but as ...