Right before they leap into action, they decide to run through the process again so all bananas know what they're doing.
Firstly, two bananas will be creating a distraction a distance away from the heist. Then, the rest of the bananas will scatter to confuse the enemy and start the heist. ...
Why do you want divorce?
Judge: Why do you want divorce?
Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils.
Judge: What's the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic, it will be easy to peel it. Before cutting Onions just chill them in the refrigerator and then while cutting them the ...
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Husband wants wife to be more vocal in bed
Husband was telling his wife she needed to be a bit more vocal during . "I'd love to hear some moaning to really turn me on he said" His wife promised to give it a go next time.
That night they were in bed and and getting right into it, the wife remembered her promise, " That lamp shade n...
Police Checkpoint
Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a few bottles of Budweiser
Bubba, said "Slow down, Earl, a Police checkpoint is ahead!!
There was quite a few vehicles in front of them so Earl said, "Don't worry, Bubba, "We'll just pull over and finish drinking these beers, peel o...
A Two-Fer: How is an onion different from a baby?
Answer 1: Onions don't scream when you peel off their skin.
Answer 2: I cry a little bit when I'm chopping up onions.
One of my favorite jokes as a kid
3 men are being flown in an old-fashioned airplane with no windows. They're all enjoying the aerial view of the city when one of the guys finishes an apple, and throws the core off of the plane. The second guy follows his example, finishes his banana, and throws the peel off the plane. The third ...
How it's made
A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
“Do you know how they make these gloves?” he asked. “No, I don’t” she replied.
Well,” he spoofed, “there’s a building in China with a big ...
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