Partway Jokes

...as he finishes setting up his tent, a park ranger rolls up to warn him about bear activity nearby. Specifically, an unusually intelligent and persistent bear that has a taste for 90's musicians. Andre thanks the ranger for his concern, and assures him that he'll take all the necessary precautions... read more

...but he has to run Sunday mass so he can never go, so one Sunday mass he cancels at the last minute. Finally having some time on a Sunday, he heads straight to the local course and starts a game of golf.

An angel picks up this happening and brings it to the attention of God. He says "aren'... read more