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A business man runs into an elevator at his hotel as the doors are closing

Sidewise slipping in as the doors close, And knocks an attractive business woman in her breast with his elbow. He blushes a bit and says "I'm sorry ma'am, but if your heart is half as soft as your breast you'll forgive me."

The woman does a twice over of the man, reaches into her purse and sl...

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The Fish Princess and the Commoner Crab

Once upon a time, in the undersea kingdom, there lived a fish princess. This fish princess had fallen in love with a peasant crab.

When her father, the fish king, found out about their affair he forbade her to ever see him again. When she asked him why he replied "No daughter of mine will co...

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