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I’m in a band called “The Palindromes.”

Our first single is called “If I had a HiFi.”

My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.

Now we call him Dr. Awkward.

The first song from my new group, The Palindromes, is called...

If I Had A Hi-Fi

How many of the phrases in English are palindromes?

Not a ton

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My fear of palindromes is really starting to affect my life, so I asked the doctor if he could prescribe me anything.

The bastard gave me Xanax.

My socially anxious friend got a PhD in palindromes.

He now goes by the title 'Dr Awkward'.

What‘s the medical term for fear of palindromes?

Aibohphobia.

I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, De...

What is the fear of palindromes called?

Aibohphobia.







It's funny because it's true.

My friend and I have discussions on palindromes.

We go back and forth on it.

It is 02/02/2020 so if you're into palindromes...

I guess this is your Super Bowl or something

I love conversations about palindromes

You can always have a good back and forth.

My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.

He's really good, knows his stuff forwards and backwards.

Just to let you know r/palindromes exists!

r/palindromes
Some of you may want to join us. There are dozens of us. Dozens!!

Since today is a palindrome, wanted to share with everyone my favorite one.

The word nothing, spelled backwards is gnihton, which also means nothing.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

The topic for my ninth-grade class was palindromes, words or sentences that are the same read forward and backward. I asked the question, "What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?"

I was expecting the answer "Madam, I’m Adam," but one student had a better reply:

"Wow."

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