Other Planets Jokes

Wow. You guys have no life.

If you look at the studies, 100% of deaths occur here on earth.

But No! Here we are, teaching people how to wash hands !!!

The real joke is in the comets

Profesor Stephen Hawking maintains his position.

Making fun of other planets for having no life.

At around midnight, I woke up and looked at the stars. I told my friend, “Look! The stars! Do you know what that means?” He says, “The stars are other planets. Does that mean there could be other life out there?”

I told him, “You idiot. It means someone stole our tent.”

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