Opera Singer Jokes - 9 Hilarious Opera Singer Jokes

What do you call a fake opera singer?

Placebo Domingo

Did you hear about the opera singer who threw the game-opening baseball?

They say he had perfect pitch.

What do you call the people with cameras that follow opera singers?

The pavarazzi

What’s the difference between a terrorist and an opera singer?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

I had to break up with my opera singer girlfriend...

It was always about MI MI MI MI MI!

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What did The Magic Flute opera singer say when his son asked him whether his putting on a costume loaded with feathers meant that he was a homosexual?

Papa gay? No!

Why is it hard to have Opera singers as friends?

...it's aways about "mi mi mi".

What are the first three numbers of an opera singer's phone number?

aria code

Being a musician is great for travelling and meeting new people. Throughout my career I have met amazing humans.

Once I met this Italian opera singer, amazing gal. Some other time an irish theremine player. But the other day I met a polish sound engineer. And a czech one too. And a czech one too. And a czech one too.

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