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Olay Jokes

Where does Oil of Olay come from?

Matadors

I ended up with an older woman at the club last night. She looked olay for a 57 year old.

We drank a bit and talked a while and she asked if I had ever had a Sportman's Double

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome", she said.

I said, "No."

We drank a bit more, then she says tonight's my lucky night.

We went back to her place....

What’s a soccer fan’s favorite lotion brand?

Olay, olay, olay, olay

If a watchmaker uses Dial and a piano player uses Ivory and a Orange grower uses Zest...

...Does a Bull Fighter use Olay?

What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?

OLAY

What is a bull fighters favorite soap?

Olay!

What's a matadors choice skin moisturizer?

"Olay"

(I made it up- unsure if I'm the first but I doubt it)

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

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