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The other day, my friend told me he thinks he has delusions of an Oedipal Complex.

I called him a paranoid motherfucker.

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What do you get if you make a weed brownie in the shape of your mother’s vagina?

An Edible Oedipal Edible

What do you call a dating service connecting young men with mature women?

Oedipal Arrangements

I’m starting an online dating site for men who want to meet someone just like their mother.

It’s called Oedipal Arrangements.

What do you get your mom for Valentine’s?

An Oedipal arrangement

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Did you hear about the kid who killed his dad and fucked his mom at the flower shop?

It was an oedipal arrangement

I want to start a company that sets dudes up on blind dates with their mom,

I'll call it Oedipal Arrangements.

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