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Oedipus Rex Jokes

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They call me Oedipus Rex...

Caus I'm a motherfucking dinosaur.

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I hated studying Oedipus Rex in high school.

That play was a real mother fucker.

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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I wanted to borrow a copy of Oedipus Rex, but the library told me the city had banned it.

"Banned it?" I asked.

The librarian nodded. "Yes, for inappropriate content."

I blurted out "Motherfucker!".

She calmly replied "That's exactly why.".

What is Samuel L. Jackson's favorite Greek tragedy?

Oedipus Rex

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