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North East Jokes

I heard they are changing the name of Rymans in the North East of England.

Its now going to be referred to as Ry-aye mans.

If anyone in the North East U.S. gets a chance to look at the moon tonight

It's completely out of this world.

Captain John McGrue was one of the most respected explorers

Born in England, he became known for his seafaring skills at a young age. At the age of 20, he heard the legends of the greatest drinks in the world, a quest many explorers had tried, but unfortunately none could complete the trip. McGrue was talked out of it by every friend, until at 28, already an...

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You look like somebody I know..

A guy approach a man drinking at a bar.

Guy: Hey, sorry but you look like somebody I know. Are you from around here?

Man: Yeah, I was born and raised here.

Guy: Wow, okay me too! Which part?

Man: Oh just the north east part of the town.

Guy: Me too! Which school di...

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Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-week strike on Wednesday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife

Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.


The unrest began last Tuesday, when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death, would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in rec...

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