Difference between a unicylcist with nice clothes and a bicyclist with terrible clothes?
A tire.
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A great prom with nice clothes, lights and music. But what was missing?
The punchline
Little Johnny comes to momma and says: "Mommy, I want a dog."
"No way!" says the mother. "Dogs are dirty, messy, leave hair everywhere and smell!" Johnny says again: "I want a dog!" Mother: "I already said there won't be any dog here. Wish anything else." Little Johnny thinks for a minute and then says: "Fair enough, mom. I wanna play mother and a fat...
A man went into a bar and sat infront of a bowl of pretzels...
"You have some very nice clothes" said the bowl of pretzels.
The man thinking he was hallucinating, ignored the bowl and called the waiter and ordered a margarita.
"Nice choice good sir" said the bowl of pretzels.
The man once again thinking he was hallucinating ignored the bowl...
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