A college student wanted to sit nex to one of his teachers at lunch...
However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said:
‘I shall not be friends with a pig.’
‘Then I shall fly on,’ answered the student with a smile.
The teacher was clearly vexed by the cheeky reply and decided to make sure to do everything in his power to f...
There was a man who had worked all his life and saved all of his money...
He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me, because I want to take all my money to the afterlife.
So he go...
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"12 Days Of Christmas - Bayou Style"
Day 1 Dear Boudreaux, Thanks for de bird in de Pear tree. I fix it las' night with dirty rice. I doan tink de pear tree will grow in the swamp, so I swap it for a Satsuma.
Day 2 Dear Boudreaux, You letter say you sent two turtle doves, but all I got was two scrawny pigeon...
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