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Move Over Jokes

Roosevelt, Churchill, and Stalin are riding in a car in Crimea when suddenly they see a big bull blocking the road.

Roosevelt gets out of the car and asked the bull to move, but the bull doesn't move. Churchill began to plead with the bull to move over, but the bull pays zero attention. Finally, Stalin walks over to the bull and whispers something in its ear, after which the bull sprints off into the distance. In...

Nuns and Holy Water

A nun approached the priest and says, "Father, I apologize, I have seen the unholy parts of man." The priest says, "You need to immediately go over to the holy water and rinse your eyes out." She goes to the holy water and another nun comes up to the priest and says, "Father, I too am so sorry, I to...

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A busload of catholic schoolgirls goes over a cliff. Everybody dies.

They're lined up at the pearly gates, and St. Peter is interviewing each girl in turn.

"Have you ever been impure with a boy, Caroline?"

"Yes, sir. I *looked at* a boy's privates once."

"Well, then. Go rinse your eyes in the Holy Fountain over there. Then come on in. Welcome to...

A couple of fungi were cuddling one night

One says to the other - “it’s getting hot can you move over?”

The other replies - “I would but I don’t have mushroom!”

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