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It’s down to the final two at a championship spelling bee.

The contestant gets up to the microphone and the judge tells him the word is “walk.”

Confused, the contestant asks for a definition.

“To move about or travel on foot for exercise or pleasure.”

The contestant asks for a sentence to confirm what could be his final word was reall...

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A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife

He says to the doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things.” “Well,” the doctor replied, “go home and tonight stand about 15 feet from her and say something to her. If she doesn’t reply move about 5 feet closer and say it aga...

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Two Polachs Go Ice Fishing [long]

As their using their auger to cut a hole to drop their lines they hear a voice from above.

“There’s no fish down there.”

After hearing that they decide to move about ten yards further down, and proceed to cutting a hole in the ice. Once again they hear the same voice call out.
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